This is my design ✖‿✖

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm


drjamesmccrimmon:

The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes.


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duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 



harlequinpants:

I apparently have a Problem

harlequinpants:

I apparently have a Problem


deansthequeen:

This Twitter is the best.



Why did you call me? Why not Jack? Why not the police? — I called you because I’m not entirely sure what I saw was real.


carryonmy-assbutt:

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*



tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.


I can’t be a part of your bad girl shenanigans!

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homemadepestoaioli:

agentsofbluth:

Fitz began to be a little less subtle about his feelings for Simmons. 

She just wished he’d stop doing it in front of the others.

HER FACE. IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE HE DID THE THING.