me: goes to see someones blog
me: actually u kno what nvm
The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I apparently have a Problem
This Twitter is the best.
Why did you call me? Why not Jack? Why not the police? — I called you because I’m not entirely sure what I saw was real.
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high.
Perfect couple is perfect.
Perfectly perfect perfection.
Fitz began to be a little less subtle about his feelings for Simmons.
She just wished he’d stop doing it in front of the others.
HER FACE. IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE HE DID THE THING.